They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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