all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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