hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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