do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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