all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
