Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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