Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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