Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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