his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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