no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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