so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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