I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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