We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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