I need help removing her.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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