Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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