I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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