Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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