I just saw a hot homeless man
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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