haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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