THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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