is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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