So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He shit in the fireplace
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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