Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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