Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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