Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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