I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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