If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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