How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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