Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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