The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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