1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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