Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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