I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Randomize
