Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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