Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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