Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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