So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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