I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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