marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think my moral compass just broke
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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