at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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