You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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