Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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