Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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