I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
