wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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