Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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