sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
