A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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