so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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