Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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