he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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