Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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