You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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