Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just had sex on a roof
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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