he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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