Sry I called you an 8
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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