This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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